How To Unlock All Ten Endings In No, I’m Not A Human

This ending is tied to the Seductive Woman character, which means not only must you hope she knocks on your door, but you must keep her alive.

You must interact with her in a specific way, as well as find the baby within your home after it’s born. We have a comprehensive guide about this here.

The game ends on the 14th day, at which point you board up your windows and can’t do anything else. To unlock this ending, you must ensure that by the 13th day, you only have humans and no Visitors in your home. Make sure you test everyone to be sure, and you can use our guide on Visitor symptoms to help.

If there is even one Visitor in your home, you will instead unlock the ‘No, I’m Not Alone’ ending.

Similar to the above, only for this ending, you want to ensure you have at least one Visitor in your home by the 13th day. You can use our guide on Visitor symptoms to help, or choose to invite in and keep a guaranteed Visitor character.

On the eighth night, the Cult Leader will leave you with three of his cultists. Unlocking this ending requires keeping all three of the cultists alive and in your home until the 11th. If you’re having trouble ensuring they stay alive and aren’t taken by FEMA, we have a more detailed guide on this ending here.

FEMA arrives at your door on quite a few nights, but to unlock this ending, you need to be working on this before they even first arrive. You need to support FEMA by calling them three times, always hand out FEMA notices, and be compliant when they are at your home.

We have full instructions for unlocking this ending here, including which conversation options to choose.

This is the easiest ending to unlock, and you’ll no doubt get it naturally. You just have to tell the Pale Man Visitor that you are alone on any of the nights he visits: the third, fifth, ninth, or 11th.

Even if you aren’t alone, if you tell him you are, he will come in regardless, and you will unlock this ending.

This ending is another fairly easy one to get; you just have to kill too many humans. After you’ve killed enough, the Prophet will visit on the next night and admonish you for what you’ve done, and this ending will unlock. We killed about three or four, and this seemed to be enough to trigger it.

You’ll either want to save up a lot of guests and murder them all at once (using Enerjeka to refill stamina) or ensure you are keeping enough characters alive to survive the game long enough to encompass FEMA taking people and to avoid being alone when the Pale Man visits.

Have you ever wondered what that Mushroom Man who visits on the 6th is about? He’s tied to the Shroom or Doom ending. You’ll need to have access to the basement and then follow his instructions in picking the mushroom and eating it, clicking the apple, and then clicking the clock to unlock this.

We have a detailed guide on this here.

This ending proved to be one of the most elusive for us, but once you know what you have to do, it’s fairly straightforward. You need to follow the instructions of the Prophet by letting in the cat, not testing on the 6th and 7th, and then digging in the basement enough to uncover the tunnel.

We have a complete guide about this ending here.

This is another easy ending to get, as you need to make the Vigilante believe you are a Visitor when he asks for proof you aren’t. He does this on the tenth and 12th nights.

The easiest thing to show him is your teeth, as these are always white (unless you smoked some Cigarettes). Alternatively, you can show him your armpits if you haven’t cleaned them, or your ears, as he doesn’t believe this is a real test.

There are other ways to affect your symptoms too, drinking Enerjeka will make your eyes go red, while digging in the basement makes your fingernails dirty.

**This ending was added as part of the Usual Suspects update.**

To unlock it, you need to be alone in your house by the 13th night. However, if you try to achieve this by killing everyone, you’ll unlock the Yes, I’m a Murderer instead.

What we did was ensure we had at least one human in our home up until the 11th night, so the Pale Man would leave us alone when he visited then. On the 11th or 12th night, we purposefully invited in someone who was a Visitor. That way, the newly invited Visitor would kill the remaining human guest and then we could then kill them without accidentally getting the wrong ending.

We recommend saving on the day of the 11th so you can reload as needed to attempt this once you have the right setup. Don’t let in loads of people, otherwise you’ll just be stuck with too many possible innocents. Just let in one guaranteed visitor and hope they feel murdery that night, reload if they don’t kill for you.

We’ve got a full guide on which guests can be guaranteed Visitors here.