Call of Duty: Black Ops 7’s newest Zombies map is here, and while it isn’t necessarily bad, it’s hard to get excited when Activision is reheating the Nuketown leftovers yet again.
Paradox Junction dropped on March 11, and the launcher peaked at just 35,000 players, continuing its decline from 66,000 in February. SteamDB isn’t a perfect metric by any means, as it only looks at the peak concurrents on PC, not overall playercount across every platform, but it’s often a good gauge for broader interest.
Nuketown was re-imagined and expanded upon in Black Ops 4 with the Alpha Omega map, but Paradox Junction goes back to basics.
Considering ‘Call of Duty’ also includes Black Ops 6 and Warzone, a peak of just 35,000 on the day of a new map isn’t a great sign. Of course, Black Ops 7 is also available on Game Pass, which may skew the Steam figures, but considering that the Call of Duty launcher hit a peak of 100,000 players when BO7 was released last year, it’s safe to say this third go at Nuketown Zombies isn’t proving nearly enough to pull people back in.
Nuketown… But With Shock Mimics — Count Me Out
Online sentiment isn’t much better, either. Outright hate for the map, as we’ve seen in the past for the likes of TranZit and Die Rise, is rare, but as with the Black Ops 2 pre-order Nuketown map, there just isn’t much to do here, so the general sentiment is almost apathetic.
Granted, there are supposedly as many mini easter eggs in Paradox Junction as Liberty Falls, but because this version of Nuketown is ripped right from the multiplayer, the moment-to-moment gameplay is limited by just how small the map is. And even though there are novel ideas to freshen up the experience, like being able to hop through time, the exuberant point cost makes it more tedious than interesting.
That’s not to mention the shock mimics. A 1:1 recreation of Nuketown from Black Ops 2 to fill the gap between Astra Malorum and the next big Zombies map would be fine – inoffensive, at worst – but shock mimics? C’mon. Still, even with a peak of just 43,000 players, ranking Call of Duty behind even the barebones re-release of CS:GO, there is a saving grace for Paradox Junction: impressively, despite the map’s small stature, it boasts the longest easter egg hunt in modern Zombies.
Not to mention another incredible Kevin Sherwood song.
But after such a strong start with Ashes of the Damned and Astra Malorum, another Nuketown map is hardly the shot to the arm that Black Ops 7 desperately needed.
